Awkward slurp

The Awkward slurp is that moment whilst out in a group when it suddenly gets a awkward silence you feel the need to sip a bit of your drink to try and 'pass the awks moment' but then make it more awkward because every sips there drink at the same time...

Brody. Well down for tonight looking good...

Aven. Yeah dude check all these chicks out

Brody. I know man im all over it tonight

Damien. Ha Aven isn't Brody, how is it going with Chelsea anyway Aven

Aven. We split up 2 weeks ago..

.......awkward silence.......

Brody,Aven,Damien..... (Awkward Slurp)

by IAMKINGHERO October 18, 2011

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Slip-slurping the jang-jang

When a male, generally a young man, receives fellatio from another individual. Often, said individual is of the dirty kind. It is not to be confused with fiddle-faddling the whatsawhosits, otherwise known getting fingered.

"I saw Staci slip-slurping the jang-jang in the backrow of the theater last night! Leave it to her, the dirty hoe".

by Rackem Rick April 3, 2013

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mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

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salsa slurping

When you eat a girl out on her period

She didn't tell me I would be salsa slurping tonight

by The Bootyfill Girl June 13, 2015

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Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

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