Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

Sploonk

Someone who is weird looking
-body ranging from lank to chunk

She’s so sploonk man her thighs are so large

by Kelsatron69 February 4, 2019

Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

sploonching

Cumming while in the act of performing a handstand

I was sploonching at the party last night

by Dapes the staint hustler March 14, 2023

Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

by MrNo1 June 3, 2024