Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 2, 2003

spooge cake

Any piece of hot male ass

Check out my li'l spooge cake! Isn't he so cute?

by Pseudonymous June 26, 2005

sploogefest

1.When you masturbate

2. When you masturbate with other people

i had the fattiest sploogefest yesterday!

by bobby May 13, 2005

cyber spooge

Ejaculating onto a notebook display while watching downloaded porn on your friend's computer, then closing the notebook computer case. Afterward, watching your friend freak out when he/she has to clean it up.

'Sup nigga, I cyber spooged your notebook while you were at class.

by triple-J December 9, 2008

Splonge

The word to solve anything.

What shall we do today?
Splonge.
What do you mean?
Splonge.
Whats 546x398?
Splonge.
What do you plan on doing with your life?
Splonge.
Do you like this pie?
Splonge.

by Splonge? December 8, 2006

spooge

spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.

When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!

by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

Spooge

V. Ejaculating

"Remember that one scene in There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller spooges and it gets on his ear!"

by abel November 18, 2002