Definitions by abel

abel 

1.) A person who is willing to diligently handle a task.
2.) The second son of Adam and Eve. The son who offered a gift to God, and this gift was better than his brother's gift.

Levani: But who can handle this?
Abel: You know I can do it.

abel by Abel April 17, 2006

moly

noun. Typically following either holy or guaca, it is one of many ancient words from centuries past whose hidden power and meaning shines brightly when orally ingested or orally emitted in a sudden moment of passion. The one unfortunate fact about is.. no one can be told what the moly is, you have to see it for yourself.

"HOLY MOLY! THAT RACE WAS INTENSE!"

"Ahhh, these chips are so bland and in dire need of dipping. Quick, pass the guacamoly please!"

moly by abel April 13, 2005

Cain 

Poster on the Catacombs, an Internet messageboard for the Half-Life Mod Team Fortress Classic. Posts mostly pretentious bullshit on any number of academic subjects. Best known for his elitism, bitterness, and sarcasm.

Did you see Cain's latest long ass post? What a douche.

Cain by Abel January 25, 2005

in bed 

Also good for using after your mom, ]your face], and the ever popular your mom's face

Abel: That's stupid
Bevers: Your mom is stupid
ABel: Your face is stupid
Bevers: your mom's face is stupid
abel: your mom's face is stupid...in bed
follow with OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! FACE!!

in bed by Abel November 25, 2004

mothafucker

see motherfucker

Look at that gay mothafucker.

mothafucker by Abel June 30, 2004

Sucka Fool 

A dumb ass

That foo paid $15 for a cd when he could of got it for free, what a sucka fool!

Sucka Fool by Abel November 2, 2003

Spooge 

V. Ejaculating

"Remember that one scene in There's Something About Mary where Ben Stiller spooges and it gets on his ear!"

Spooge by abel November 18, 2002