splammo

An all-purpose word that can be used as a substitute word and should either be (1) understandable in a proper context or (2) purposely meant to represent something vague. Can be combined with other words or prefixes or suffixes, but cannot be made plural by adding an "s" (i.e., splammos would be wrong - and looking ugly too). Generally meant to be a positive noun, it can represent something negative. The use of "anti-splammo" could be appropriate in a suitable context, such as "the forces of anti-splammo."

"What is this splammo?"
"Man, that's good splammo."
"You're giving me a lot of splammo."
"It's SPLAMM-O-RIFIC!!"
"You surely are a splammohead."
"There appears to be some splammofication of the arteries."

by John Lindquist September 8, 2007

Splashback

Urine that bounces off the back of a urinal covering the your arms in a fine mist of pee.

Hey lets go hug monica," Sure let me wipe this splashback off first" "Gross man that's why I use the stall!

by Ireallyamforever August 3, 2010

Roegan Splash

A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.

(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."

by D. Ike December 3, 2007

eye spasm

when a person gets way too involved or addicted to facebook chat or any other form of instant messaging and use the winking face, ;) , but start to actually do the action when you send the message. this means when you send a winking face, ;) , on chat you automatically start to uncontrollably wink!

Hannah: heyy, you looked rly hot today;)
*has eye spasm* (starts to wink uncontrollably)

Felix: ahaa thanks bbz<3 xx

by mousey1306 January 18, 2012

mushroom splash

Mushroom stamping ones drink, most appropriately an alcoholic one

Haney was being a prick, so I gave him a mushroom splash.

by Hmsmdjrifncm November 25, 2013

mud splash

Sexual maneuver in which you give yourself an enema without letting any of the water out so you're filled like a cheap whore in gang bang. You then tell your sexual partner to go down on your bits, dick or asshole. While they are down there you unleash the torrent of doo doo soup that has been ripening in your steamy rectum upon your victims face.

I learned that my bitch whore girlfriend was cheating on me so I left her a note in the mud splash that I gave her.

by condoms are for pussies January 16, 2018

dont have a spasm!

don't get too excited!

wen in a situation that isnt verry funny, but one unecessary person thinks it is and laughs uncontrollably... that wud be an oppertunity to say this.

by lemon December 30, 2004