spiff

a short distance to travel

the store is a spiff up the avenue

by ronda September 22, 2005

spiffiness

similar to wordcoolnessword

by Zack October 16, 2003

Stiffy Flakes

The pooey remains that have dried up and are starting too fall off your nob after giving someone anal

Dude Last week i gave Yo mum anal, my shower broke and i ended up leavin stiffy flakes on my nans carpet

by BassManNat August 15, 2008

spiff

A person who thinks they are cool or funny. Someone who laughs at their own jokes, and think people listen to what they are saying. They also are teacher's pets and THINK they are smart.

The spiff does not know that no one is listening; She is such a spiff, why doesn't she admit that she is wrong.

by Dr.Skidadles November 23, 2009

Sniffy(s) Torture

Sniffy(s) Torture is the act of yourself or a another person scratching your balls (or sack) until it bleeds then proceeding to sniff their hand afterward. This is for sexual pleasure. I have experienced this with many other people and in my opinion this is most enjoyable! This may seem unhealthy but it can be very healthy for your balls and/or sack. Health Benefits: hot, sexy, dead skin comes off, smelly, and sniffy!

John: Tonight we are having Sniffy(s) Torture!
John's wife: well ok!

by Sniffysymtoms July 31, 2020

spuffy

Spiffier than spiffy; spiffy, but in a very plush way.

That sectional is spuffy, oversized and extra-deep, you could spend the entire weekend on it.

by deusdiabolus November 14, 2009

The Spiff

My Gangsta ferret friend. Also known as the gansta fewwet or just plain ole Spiff.

The Spiff is annoying.

by Gangsta Fewwet Friend AKA The Spiff August 18, 2003