My Gangsta ferret friend. Also known as the gansta fewwet or just plain ole Spiff.
The Spiff is annoying.
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Adjective, describes a person who dresses and look spiffy all the time for no reason, usually dresses in a suit and tie or other nice outfit with a tie like jeans/shirt/vest/tie or khakis/shirt/tie
Matt began to realize his level of spiff when he began to wear a suit and tie every day for no reason. If he wasn't in a suit and tie, he was wearing khakis or really nice jeans and a shirt and tie. Pure spiff.
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A bonus payment for closing a sale or making a deal go through. Unlike commission, spiff is paid out directly in cash, from the manager/owner/whatever to the salesperson, pretty much immediately upon the completion of the sale.
You just sold a $5000 diamond ring? You're gonna get some sweet spiff on that!
by SY August 13, 2003
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1. Verb: To dress up, especially stylishly.
2. Interjection: Exclamation similar to nifty or cool.
3. Proper Noun: Part of the name of Spaceman Spiff one of the many alter-egos of the ever-awesome Calvin, of Calvin and Hobbes.
4. Adjective: spiffy. Again, similar to nifty
5. Noun: spiffy. A cool, especially shiny, object.

Other variations include:
-Spiff-tastic (Adjective and interjection, combination of words spiff and fantastic
-Spiffmeister (Noun or title, one who is spiffy)
-Spiffify (verb, to make spiffy)
-Spiffig (adjective, English with German adjective suffix)
-Muy Spiffendo (Interjection, Spanglish)
-Spiffiness (Abstract noun, similar to "love" or "joy")

..and others.
1. You're all spiffed up today."
2. You won the contest? Spiff!
3. Spaceman Spiff, over and out.
4. That's a spiffy song.
5. Look at my spiffy! It's shiny!

-Wow! Spifftastic!
-You can just feel the spiffiness.
-I need to spiffify my outfit.
by Lady Chevalier April 9, 2004
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Spaceman, yo. Investigates strange planets and has a cool-ass flying saucer and goggles.
by Anthony H, April 1, 2003
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It is another word for swag. Originated from the word "spiffy". Used to describe anything that is cool. Also used in the same context as swag.
Is all about that spiff doe!
Thasss spiff!
#SPIFF
by itsbrittanyayee July 13, 2011
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A smoke filter made of a toilet paper roll and fabric softner stuffed at 1 half with ducktape to hold it from coming out (but do no block off airway through). Blow through the not stuffed end and out the other end will be the smell of fabric softner. A spiff is typically used for smoking herb in ur house without the parents finding out. :
Yo, pass me that spiff man, I dont want my parents to smell this shit.
by Amanda Lu May 13, 2007
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