Spedwipe

A person who takes a shit on the toilet and misses.

Noah: Oh my god, did you hear what Nick did?
Brandon: Yeah, that spedwipe fucking shat all over the ring.
Noah: I know, right? How do you even fucking miss? YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!

by 🌭🌭🌭 July 13, 2018

Spedo man

A superhero that wears Speedos and is a pedo. If you need to find him, you know where he is, the public park

Ahhhhh it's spedo man

by The spiderman September 19, 2018

Spedocity

The amount of retardedness within a certain person or thing.

The amount or retartedness within Jeremy makes his spedocity go off the charts!

by The Pink dionk January 6, 2019

Spedtarded

Being sped and retarded at the same time

"She's so spedtarded" said the angry man

by Xxxxxxxx vids March 15, 2019

spedgetable

spedgetable is some one that is a sped and a vegetable

that james kid is such a spedgetable

by pussy pounder 2k17 October 15, 2019

Spedophile

A simp, special ed, and pedophile all in one. The person you don’t want to be around.

People named Curran are usually a spedophile.

by CaptainSivDad March 23, 2020

Spedja

Spedja is a failure of social intelligence in which a person is easily tricked or manipulated into an ill-advised course of action. It is closely related to credulity, which is the tendency to believe unlikely propositions that are unsupported by evidence

Stop being Spedja.

by TOEJ April 7, 2020