CaptainSivDad's definitions

Suckerino

Somebody that is arrogant and ignorant and deserves to be called out for.

Shut up about how we lost, Suckerino!

by CaptainSivDad April 7, 2019

Spedophile

A simp, special ed, and pedophile all in one. The person you don’t want to be around.

People named Curran are usually a spedophile.

by CaptainSivDad March 23, 2020

G4r1icBr34d

A soul cursed to roam Xbox party systems, who always has a disturbing message to share with anyone whom they encounter. Almost always including a threat with garlic bread.

(1 Message From G4r1icBr34d)

No matter where you are, you screams will be muffled by the garlic bread.

by CaptainSivDad July 1, 2020

Appalachian Dam

When you finish in a girl’s anus and hold cum in until it boosts out of the side.

Person 1:Your girlfriend sure looks tired

Person 2: Yep, she hasn’t been able to walk correctly since I gave her the Appalachian Dam.

by CaptainSivDad October 18, 2019

Drive-Thru Town

Towns that only have one main road, and shops on either side of this road.

There’s nothing special about (town name), it’s just a Drive-Thru town.

by CaptainSivDad January 19, 2021

Regifting

When someone else gives you a sickness, or gifts you, and you give someone else that sickness.

I regifted the stomach virus to my sister after my mom gave it to me. (Regifting)

by CaptainSivDad January 20, 2021

I Reckon it is Suppose

Long, southern way to say the phrase “I guess.”

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna go to the Mexican restaurant later?
Guy 2: I Reckon it is Suppose
Guy 1: What?

by CaptainSivDad April 29, 2021