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Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness
Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched
by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011
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Sparkle Fluffer

awesomely sarcastic and brilliantly creative with a side of twatastic
"that sparkle fluffer can really cut a bitch down!"
by Fatal Frost June 21, 2012
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Sparkling Alligator

When a guy pisses all over a girl, stopping just below her eyes so she looks like an alligator in the water.
"Jamie is pissed because Jack got piss in her eyes last night while he was giving her a sparkling alligator."
by A.Jaxxx November 6, 2012
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Sparkling vagina

Noun.

-A piece of apparel, usually worn by pop stars, such as Shakira, that makes the vaginal area stand out more so than the rest of the clothing.

-When someone is clad in a one-piece, but for some reason, the genital area of their body is most noticeable.
Joe: "The body's craving, to feed the hungry!"
Mike: "What you singin', man?"
Joe: Just a Shakira song, nothin' wrong with 'dat, yo."
Mike: "Damn, that Shakira...whattya do with a lass like that?"
Joe: "Dunno, maybe look at her sparkling vagina all day?"
Mike: "Damn, that sparkling vagina...whattya do with a sight like THAT???"
Joe: "You masturbate to it."
by LetItBeatle November 27, 2013
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Sparkler

A boy under the age of ten who is bi curious and then finalizes his belief into being gay over the age of 10. Hence he is a sparkler then turns into a flamer.
"Timmy said he thought about kissing tommy, what a sparkler."
by Jawen July 8, 2014
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sparkling lace

The act of lacing your weed with sparkles which leads to head rumors when smoked
sparkling lace is so much fun ! To bad you can die from it.
by Upthaapeace September 23, 2015
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sparkly bowtie

When you jizz on a girls upper chest and pour glitter on it like preschool arts and crafts.
We were making hand turkeys last night but one thing led to another and I was giving her a sparkly bowtie.
by Bigfootstick July 22, 2016
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