calm and sense

When you don't know how to spell common sense.

He doesn't have ant calm and sense.

by Ciaagent26 July 10, 2016

senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 28, 2005

Game Sense

Something we all need in a game.

You have 3000 Hours? Surely you must have at least SOME game sense.

by disturb May 28, 2021

Spense

Slang for the word, "expensive"

Pronounced: Spence'

In a situation: You try to buy a sandwich at an airport but it is costly or expensive - you say, "That sandwich is Spence!"

In a sentence: Damn Didi, I just tried to buy one of those sandwiches, bullshit is Spence.

Showing off: You think you got game? I got 6 pairs of Jordans yesterday, and they spense!

by nerdstarwars August 21, 2011

Dr. Of Common Sense

A bald headed imbecile with aviator shades thinking he's promoting common sense. When all he does is rant about Obama, and saying he is similar to Bin Laden and Hitler including saying he got Joan Rivers killed which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. His fans consist of idiots who will blindly follow what he says and get mad like a SMOSH or a PewDiePie fan whenever someone calls him out or says he doesn't know what he's talking about.

You sir are like Dr. Of Common Sense you both don't what you're talking about half the time and rant like a little bitches.

by Mr.XYZ September 16, 2014

senses fail

The only band I've ever listened to who have successfully made a depressing song about pirates. Dude, thats just wrong...

Example of Senses Fail's depressing pirate lyrics:

This captain goes down with his ship,
All hands on deck, stand hip to hip.
I shout the orders, shoot to kill.
<inaudable whiny screams meant to sound "hardcore">

by good-music-liker October 16, 2005

Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.

Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

by JocularC62 August 29, 2010