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Sneak-Attext 

When someone sends you a text pointing out something that's wrong or doesn't quite fit in the scenario, but at the same time you act as if you never got a text because it's rather personal.
Yo we were on the bus with this guy we just met and he was a little too social, so my friend Novian sent me a sneak-attext saying not to mention where we were headed off to when we got off. If he were to follow us, things would've gotten real awkward.
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sneak bowl 

A bowl of cannabis that is smoked before an unwanted party shows up.
"Hey man, let's do this sneak bowl before Brett comes over."
sneak bowl by J-Dub and Tizzat March 6, 2010

sneaky little ninjas 

a phrase used when someone keeps a secret from you.
Sharon: Will and Maddie have been going out for 2 whole months!
Zane: For real! You sneaky little ninjas!

Sneaky Meek 

A Sneaky Meek is a person who ravages the food supply of another to the point that this person is left with none. The Sneaky Meek is usually at it's most devastating when it is inebriated and becomes rude for food. It's known to hide the gathered food for later periods of feeding after brief hibernation. Popular hiding spots include under beds and under sinks. The Sneaky Meek can most commonly be found in the northern Hemisphere of the United States.
Jane: "Where did my frozen chicken nuggets and flounder go?"
John: "It must have been the Sneaky Meek, go check under his bed"
Jane: "Yep, there's an empty plate here with crumbs."
John: "Classic Sneaky Meek."
Sneaky Meek by discobiscuits October 12, 2013

Sneaking one out

A cheeky wank under cover of the naked eye
I had my hair cut today, the stylist' breasts rubbed against my arm, so I decided to start sneaking one out under the gown
Sneaking one out by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

sneaky native 

Whilst performing sexual intercourse as a male with a female in the "doggy position" vaginally, you then hastily remove your phallus and reinsert it into the females anus with a copious amount of force undoubtedly inducing a vast amount of pain causing the female to scream at this crucial point the male then covers and uncovers the females mouth multiple times with his hands to create the sound of an ancient native call.
why is that female limping?

because she was a part of a "sneaky native"
sneaky native by sneakynative September 11, 2014

Sneak-in at Burneys 

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".
"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.