sausage smuggler

A girl or guy who likes people to perform anal sex on them.

All that girl likes is anal sex, she's a real sausage smuggler.

by appolonia December 15, 2008

Sausage Party

The sausage party theory consists of two variables, a male and female. When a party or a group consists of a male to female ratio of 2:1 it is considered a Sausage Party. At any given time, if a male is in this situation, he is considered gay until the sausage party ratio has been lifted.

Examples : When there are 7 guys and 1 girl, this is a 7:1 ratio this is considered a sausage party.

Bro that party last night was a total sausage party

by GetDry May 6, 2020

holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially when done in a secluded public place - for example a cinema seat.

'See that bloke over there? He's got his jacket over his lap, but it looks like he's holding hands with sausage.'
'Dirty git!'

by Uncle Whippity May 8, 2008

thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter

I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.

by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

Santa Fe sausage-roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!

by mannymal July 5, 2011

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010