Taking a dehydrated dump in the palm of your hand and waiting till someone yawns and opens up wide (like a mufasa roar) and you smash it in their face with full force, with the goal of getting most of feces inside the mouth.
by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos December 16, 2011
Get the Mufasa Smashmug. by PrinceLestat October 20, 2009
Get the Butt-Smashedmug. To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.
"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"
"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
by alexbericheath October 4, 2008
Get the Smash and Crashmug. After receiving a fine blumpkin from your partner, make them bite their teeth on the toilet rim and then stomp on the back of their head with your foot.
"Man, I tried out a smashing blumpkin with this skank last night and she lost her mind at the prospect of this innovation."
by generalgrizzle January 21, 2010
Get the Smashing Blumpkinmug. a unique rock band that got sold out by Interscope records and is known to many as a "kiddie" band. Currently trying to make a comback on their own record company Beautiful Bomb. Early Hits include Walking on the sun, allstar, then the morning comes. Best albums are Fush Yu Mang and Astro Lounge.
person 1~ Did u get Smash Mouth's new cd Summer Girl?
person 2~ No. Smash Mouth sux.
person 1~ No. Interscope sold them out. They are on a indie lable now.
person 2~ *Listens* Hey this is good. kinda like before they got sold out. Smash Mouth Rocks
person 2~ No. Smash Mouth sux.
person 1~ No. Interscope sold them out. They are on a indie lable now.
person 2~ *Listens* Hey this is good. kinda like before they got sold out. Smash Mouth Rocks
by Ha Ha You're Dead January 29, 2007
Get the Smash Mouthmug. To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008
Get the Pasty Smashmug. An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.
by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004
Get the smashed assmug.