shartay

when you shart yourself but you just manage to save yourself at the last second

brett: o man i think i just sharted
ruben: u did?
Brett: uh uh no i just shartayed myself

by jake schlembach June 29, 2006

smart chav

non existant, imaginary character

smart chav = fairytale

by Tha Iceman June 25, 2006

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

by tm April 4, 2005

Smartass

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.

Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..

by AlaaBrah September 26, 2008

Smartasstic

A sarcastic smartass.

Greg is very smartasstic.

by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

Smartass

Although it can be a bit childish, being a smart also has it benefits.

Quit being a smartass Jimmy

by RobotChicken123 September 2, 2018

smarcasm

a characteristic that is a combination of smart ass and sarcasm.

I have really had enough of your smarcasm attitude.

by Brandylion January 12, 2008