safe2tell

A frequently used website and phone number used by kids who feel the need to tattle on the smallest things a kid does wrong.

I totally just called safe2tell on that bitch. She didn't do anything but she got what she deserved.

by Snitchesgetstiches202 February 28, 2017

Safe

A friend or close confidant that you prearrange to accompany you to an event when the social situation is uncertain.

I need a safe here early for my party tomorrow. I don't want my other guest to be uncomfortable being the first to arrive.

I'm going to a bar with a group of people i just met, will you be my safe?

by You can't handle my handle May 25, 2017

safety square

A condom: a square packaged device that provides safety during sex

Guy: I want sex but I don't have condoms
Girl: don't worry I got some safety squares

by BlasterHawk October 18, 2017

Safe points

An abitury scale of trust, similar to lad points but less homosexual,
used often by the working class, mainly Bengali male adolescents, sometimes white males if circumstances allow,

they are used in the north of England and signify trust between two friends, No safe can be used to signify the loss of trust

lad 1'hey did u keep that secret'

lad 2'ye mate'
lad 1 'muchos safe points'

another example
lad 1 ' did u snake me out'
lad 2 'ye'
lad 1 'no safe man'

by RUle britania December 5, 2017

Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation

Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess

by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018

Safed Kameez

A close friend that you can rely on in time of need, and reach out to without being judged. Typically a person that one would call first in an emergency.

When John left his work for a week to be by my side, I knew he was my 'Safed Kameez' .

I wish I had a 'Safed Kameez' as Susan has.

by Panchhi March 21, 2019

safe lie

A lie that is easy to tell and will not be held against you in the future

The teacher asked me if I was the person who wrote on the wall in the bathroom. I said I did not even though I did. It was a safe lie because she could not prove it was me

by Heyitsj000 July 8, 2019