Dunny socks

When you lay a Turd and realize there is no toilet paper. Your socks then have an obligatory duty.

Fuck Bro, that curry hit me hard! Before i could scope there was no toilet paper i was sprayin. Dunny socks to the rescue.

by Zeb VanZandt August 18, 2014

Virgin Socks

Freshly bought and/or new socks that have never been worn before.

Guys, I just bought some Virgin Socks.

I love putting on a new pair of Virgin Socks.

by Yago-Vixen October 20, 2019

Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.

Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.

by alunaleeee January 26, 2015

sand socks

To have ones feet covered completely in a thick layer of sand. This usually occurs at the beach when one comes out of the water and places wet feet in the sand.

Jack: Look at my sand socks they are so awesome!
Jim: Well your not getting a ride back in my car with those sand socks.
Jack: Fine Ill wash them off before we leave.

by bubblymuffin June 24, 2010

bang socks

A slang term for Condoms

Bro, you got any bang socks? I got this girl in my room and I need to wrap it up before I slap it up

by Tonkatron May 8, 2018

Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.

Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

Rocks My Socks

An extremely stupid phrase used by pop star-crazed 13-year-old girls.

"Oh my god! Like Justin Timberlake rocks my socks!"

by Takiami Fujioko October 12, 2003