cookie sheeting

the act of slapping your current sexual partner in the face with a cookie sheet right after you say something really really silly to get them to look at you, usually pre-orgasm.

him: "You can't get off while biting the pillow like that, you could hurt your self!!"
her: "huwhat?!!"
*THUNK!*
her: "My fucking head asshole!!

by The5thHorseman November 12, 2004

Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

sexting

texting about sex. Anyway sex is a way of life is it not?

yo...that couple were sexting all night lol

by Urbandictionary1009 May 6, 2018

Sheeting up

When a cowardly inmate doesn't get their way so they put a sheet up to block the view into their cell. The purpose is to teach the C/O's a lesson but ultimately only hurts the douche bag

inmate who put the sheet up.

Some PC case inmate is sheeting up.
I'm sheeting up, that'll show the C/O's.
PC case has sheeted up again.

by Keith McKalister November 22, 2018

Dry sexting

Participating in a sexual conversation through text message without the exchanging of pictures.

Do you think Bob and Carrie have been sexting?
If they have, it's definitely only dry sexting

by Fapplication14 January 25, 2015

SleepingBear

1. A sleeping member of the Ursus family.

2. A writer of wonderful Ranma 1/2 fanfiction.

1. Look at that sleeping bear! Don't wake it up!

2. SleepingBear, that was a great fic! Write more, soon!

by FoxPaw November 17, 2004

sleepsing

Its when you higher than a bitch and you be juss thinkin a funny shit to say. making fun a the other over and over.

"Eyy nigga you smell like pelican piss breath ass mother." he say man nigga forget you tho thats why you suck yuh daddys dick when growin up insteads yuh moms tits." "ahhh nigga fuck you tho.""wadevah nigga you juss sleepsing"

by KrazyK February 1, 2008