add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole

I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.

by scotteh111 June 3, 2010

tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006

Memphis Pooper-Scoop

When one goes to hug a girl, and while in the midst of the hug one hand is casually slipped down the back of her pants and her anus region is touched. Works best on a girl with loose pants.

I totally caught Candie off guard when I Memphis Pooper-Scooped her halfway through our hug. She wanted more though!

by Nate6890 April 19, 2008

Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010

Shoops

A combination of "shit" and "oops."

"I failed the test! Shoops!"

by Lankin247 February 11, 2009

scoop

slapping hands; holding arm close to the chest with the hand in the position to throw a scoop of ice cream at the ground, the other end of the scoop will recieve the thrown 'ice cream' in the palm of their hand.

yo scoop that shit mother fucka!!

...double scoop!!

throw that fucking scoop on a waffle cone bitch!

by camloveron March 30, 2009