Science

v., science'd, science, sciencing, sciences.

To test the validity of a claim that a pipe or bong is finished, or cached. If in a group, a smoker may proclaim that they are employing the scientific method before lighting the bowl; this ensures that the effort will be peer reviewed.

1. "Damn, that's cached."
"Give it to me, I'll science it."

2. "For science!"

by Raycer X March 31, 2009

junk science

Science manufactured by individuals paid by special interest groups. Most commonly used by big corporations to dupe governments and nations into approving unsafe products, ignoring health and safety risks, or ignoring environmental problems.

The reason people are just starting to believe in climate change is because the oil magnates have been producing junk science to debunk it for years.

Monsanto consistently uses junk science to assert the safety of genetically engineered food.

by moonbug November 17, 2006

computer science

A college major which is thought to be a great field to enter for a lifelong job. This is true, but there are certain misconceptions to this fact. The only way to get an extraordinary job is to create an app and sell that app to a company on the west coast of the U.S. because they are the only ones interested in doing that and hopefully you get to work for one of those fantastic companies with marvelous benefits. On the other hand, if you fail to be an app developer in selling an app to them, you will end up working a job like in the movie Office Space.

Joey: So what are you going to do with your recently earned computer science degree?
Chandler: Well, I have no app ideas, so I'm just going to go work for Initech.
Joey: That's too bad you are not an incredible app developer with thousands of ideas.
Chandler: Yea, I should have just minored in computer science.

by BigBangTheoryFan2013 July 20, 2013

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Noun (professional vernacular);
Shortened form: Bill Nye

The grade attributed to college work that is especially poor, incomprehensible, or which otherwise provokes a negative response from the grader, i.e. "Jesus Horatio Christ on a jet-ski, this paper is fucking awful."

Symbolized by a frowny face drawn in feces (preferriby non-human, but results may vary according to circumstances) on the physical copy of the student's paper.

Etymology: a variation of the pornographic and scatological practice known as the Dirty Sanchez.

Great jumping skyscrapers of fetid whale excrement, this pile of regurgitated crap gets a Bill Nye the Science Guy!

by Anonymous Tall Guy February 23, 2011

go science on your wrist

a term used when in dire need of a cut-down.

If I was you I'd whip out a scalpel and go science on my wrist.

by {(H)} March 23, 2005

Bill Nye The Science Guy

He's not a real fucking scientist. He's a D-List celebrity that was brought back into the media because 90's babies craved the nostalgia. If you believe any of the shit that spews out of his mouth... then congrats! you have been bamboozled into believing the political propaganda hes's been lazily shitting out on his new Netflix show. If you loved what he had to say in his old show you watched educationally in elementary school, then say no more fam! Actually, FORGET EVERYTHING he said before!! Go ahead and take everything he taught you before, and fuck it raw! Because now, he's back and worse off than ever! No real science! Just opinion, and terrible acting! What he's the best at! And if that begins to bore you, because he's not as funny as he thinks he is, why don't you pull up a video of him arguing even more childish than Donald Trump with REAL scientist and meteorologists! Listen to him as he shouts, "WRONG. WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG" to people who have devoted their entire lives to researching, and studying real facts! The ones that explore real issues and new scientific theories, because, uh, Bill....we found out there are only two genders like....................well forever ago! Who else but Bill that created himself a stage name and a character and still portrays it. Because we all know who has stage names!!! Musicians, performers and actors!! Good job Bill........

Bill Nye The Science Guy is a fucking Cuck

by haytherefriend March 5, 2018

Bill Nye the Science Guy

Educational Youtube Poop.

Seriously, if you've watched them both, you'll see that Bill Nye the Science Guy is just as silly, random, and repetitive as Youtube Poop...just with an educational twist.

by Lebrochaun November 9, 2009