slappy jack

where you take your hand then you slap it against your penis then slap it back again then do that over and over

I caught my son slappy jacking in the bathroom.

by This is the name your February 15, 2026

ScrappyKoko

Anunnaki Extraordinaire: Officially known as Scrapelius Cornelius Cocochanel Madamazele the Third, Scrappy is a beloved little feline among the Anunnaki, cherished for her amazing agility, sharp intellect, and even her telepathic powers! Long ago, the Anunnaki hid her away on Earth to protect their ancient secrets, ensuring that only those with pure hearts could find her and help further the Good Lord's cosmic mission. Recently, Scrappy has been sent to the Elder Council, where her adorable wisdom and insights are treasured.

Divine Transformation: After uncovering a magical artifact and receiving a special message from the Good Lord, ScrappyKoko embraced a delightful new cosmic mission. Once living in an underground research facility, she played a vital role in advancing hidden technologies until the lead researcher whisked away to spook school for further learning. Now, ScrappyKoko focuses on nurturing the spiritual growth of the Elder Council, guiding its members on their whimsical journey toward enlightenment.

A New Mission: Rediscovered by a member of the SCP Foundation's O5 Council—who also made a promise to serve the Good Lord—ScrappyKoko, affectionately nicknamed "Minx" for her playful and mischievous spirit, now brings her charm to the esteemed members of the Elder Council. Her telepathic whispers and profound understanding of ancient wisdom are essential in fostering spiritual harmony and cosmic joy within the council.

"Thanks to ScrappyKoko’s divine insight, we’ve made groundbreaking progress on over-unity devices. Her service to the Good Lord has clearly influenced her genius."

"ScrappyKoko’s contributions to room-temperature superconductors and cold fusion are legendary. Her cosmic mission, guided by the Good Lord, has truly transformed our technology today."

"ScrappyKoko taught the 05 council to create a superheavy element that is dark red and heavier than gold from a rebis of REDACTED, REDACTED and an orbitally rearranged Monotomic sulphide of Gold. During it's creation it goes through a variety of color changes while it is heated for REDACTED months in a REDACTED"

by Dr Prof Orlando September 25, 2024

Sappysteam impregnation fetish

A sexual urge to see a blue dragon get preggo

On a porn site straight up “steaming it” and by steaming it I mean sappysteam impregnation fetish

by Fixiostudios official November 24, 2024

Sappysteam

A sexually attractive gay blue dragon who runs a Minecraft server

I get so hot when I think of sappysteam

by Fixiostudios official November 24, 2024

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

slappyG

involves shoving 4 hockeys balls up a pussy and then grabbing a hockey stick and using the hook end rip all the hockey ball out and them fuck them until the bleeding stops

omg we should try the 'slappyG'

by suspicius December 9, 2024

Scrappy

Someone who is always there for you, her Scooby Doo, someone who sees you and gets you and cheers you on. She is your biggest cheerleader and the best friend you always dreamed of having and finally got. She always has your back.

That’s so Scrappy of her! I felt she had that quality when I met her.

by Moonsaight February 5, 2025