chocolate sailor 

A turd. So called because feces is brown, resembling chocolate, and one defecates into water in a toilet bowl.

He dropped a huge chocolate sailor in the bowl, clogging it up.

chocolate sailor by chuckhoffmann May 10, 2006

My ship hath/has sailed 

A phrase many shippers use to say that their ship has been confirmed. Oftentimes, a headcannon.

Andrew: My ship hath/has sailed!
Mark: What ship?
Andrew: You know, my headcannon.

My ship hath/has sailed by EWild December 18, 2019

sailed

A never sailed ship

A never sailed ship

sailed by Iifydd November 14, 2016

sailorization 

A word used to describe the continuous training and development of a sailor in the United States Navy. It is primarily used by weak and inept leaders to justify asinine policies and beliefs that can't be rationally explained or have any real world, practical, and intelligent correlation to anything.

"Hey, if our facility that's located on a secure military base doesn't contain any weapons, ammunition, specialized equipment, or classified material, has a security system, functional fire detection and suppression, security cameras, and lockable doors, and houses a command that only operates primarily during normal business hours, why the fuck do I have to sit here all night and on weekends on duty doing nothing, guarding nothing, with nothing going on?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"Yeah asshole, I know that. But they're also actually watching or doing something. This is retarded and for no reason."

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"You're a fucking moron. Are all Chief Petty Officers required to have a lobotomy before their promotion?"

"Because people stand duty and watch in the Navy. It's for your sailorization, shipmate."

"I wish you would go play in traffic Chief. Fucking Hoo Yah!"

sailorization by Not-stupid-therefore-not-a-CPO April 16, 2011

sailing 

easy riding - doing something with out problems

We lost the pigs its smooth sailing from here on

sailing by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Sailor Head 

Heterosexual felatio given to a man by a woman who was sucking like she's been at sea for months without masculine presence.

She gave me some mad Sailor Head. My dick turned purple.

Sailor Head by Sticky-icky Jackson June 29, 2007

Sailor Moon Abridged 

A parody of the popular "Sailor Moon" anime. It is often shortened to simply "SMA". The appropriate age depends on how strict the viewer's parents are (if 18 and under), but I think it is for kids ages 15 and up. It includes the bulimic Sailor Moon, emo Sailor Mars, homosexual Sailor Jupiter, "Meg-like" Sailor Mercury, and idiotic Sailor Venus.

Sailor Moon Abridged: Episode 9
Sailor Moon: Don't come crying to me when the boat hits an iceberg!

Sailor Mars: I hope we do! The icy water of death will be my sancuary!

Sailor Moon Abridged by CutieXOX December 15, 2012