jessica simpson

A person who snorts cocaine in the bathrooms of nightclubs with Lindsey Lohan.

Look at that Jessica Simpson snorting coke over there!

by Matt Clark May 13, 2005

The Simpsons

a television show on fox that USED to be funny, about 7 years ago. this is a show that is way past its prime and needs to be cancelled immediately if any simpsons fans are going to have any fond memories of the show, instead of being force fed the current crap every sunday at 8:00pm.

the simpsons suck now

by Jon January 16, 2004

the simpsons

A show that was once easily the best comedy on television but is now a shell of it's former self and easily one of the worst shows on TV.

Todays episodes always resort to guest stars and plots that change to much and make little sense. There often doesn't seem to be a storyline to an episode. Like it just trods along but does nothing.

by Cale January 2, 2004

cody simpson

The most untalented person in Hollywood. 'Nuff said.

Ted: Did you hear Cody Simpson's new song?

Penny: EW! Of course not. I don't wanna watch a watermelon head goober-fart on my computer! Talk about a HUGE waste of my time.

by watermelongirl183 August 7, 2010

Jessica Simpson

God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her.

Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast.

by Elliott Johnson April 16, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell.

Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart.

by Balla Boi October 4, 2005

the simpsons

used to be an awesome show that came on FOX, but is now really boring.

Family guy is the new simpsons.

by Mr. Pink December 5, 2004