rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

Long Dong Ranger

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.

I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.

by Katie-Kins Bear December 21, 2010

rinser

Can be male or female, but esp. the latter. A 'Rinser' is a spunk-lover who removes your condom, stretches it, and squeezes the spunk out into her gob, gargles, then swallows.

Ohh, baby, lemme rinse your bag!!!!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Ranger

A specially-trained elite special operations component of the US Army. Rangers are not just Army; they also consist of foreign military personnel and other US military personnel who have passed Ranger school; these men and women who do not continue to serve in the Rangers but have passed Ranger school are known as "Ranger-qualified," basically meaning they completed Ranger Boot Camp. Ranger training is a 9-10 week training program for becoming Ranger-qualified, and personnel who become Ranger-qualified may then continue their training in a wide variety of fields; a "fully-trained" Ranger can have up to, and in some cases more than, three years of training and will be fully-versed in urban combat, mountaineering, combat first-aid, sniping/marksmanship, data mining, combat engineering (fancy talk for demolitions), hand-to-hand combat, knife-based combat (including throwing blades), civil pacification, jungle warfare, survival-and-evasion, artillery operation, pathfinding...the list goes on.

It should be mentioned that SERE (Survival, Evasion, Resistance, Escape) training is often an integral part of a Ranger bound for dedicated combat duties...and it should also be mentioned that the training methods, which teaches participants how to resist interrogation in captivity...are classified. You can probably guess why.

Ranger: I finished all my training finally.

How many ways can you kill a man by now?

Ranger: With which finger?

Uh, pinky.

Ranger: 67 with my pinky alone.

So Chuck Norris has been dethroned?

Ranger: Chuck Norris was dethroned the moment the first Ranger Tab was pinned on a guy's sleeve.

by Creed of Heresy August 27, 2010

Power Ranger

noun or adjective.(n) A very colorful spoken lie. Often used to illustrate a severely embellished story or statement. 2.(Adj.)When a lie is being thrusted in The foreground as being the actual truth, these individual(s) are very adamant that the lie that took place was really the truth; usually garnering for belief and compliance of others in earshot of the conversation(s. See:Lie

Vincent kept shootin' me this "Power Ranger" about getting with that sexy girl from the club last night. Everybody that knows him knew he took her ugly friend home last night!

See how this word is being used. Power-Ranger was launched; do to the fact that he kept runnin' his mouth about getting with a sexy girl. In this particular case...everyone knows his steelo. All he ever pulls are UGLY girls.

by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 16, 2005

power rangers

a show that most people from the ages 20-8 were probably addicted toat one point. its a bunch of stupid people in gay suits spazzing out and attacking other people in cheap costumes

power rangers was the shit when i was in kindergaten

by r jizzle July 12, 2005

Iron Ranger

Anyone who lives in the far northern part of Minnesota, usually those who live near the mines or in the perpetual forests. Typically, one who lives on the Iron Range. We talk fast and have a small variety of vocabulary. "Eh" and "aye" are common uses of speech most use. Some of these people can be extremely dumb and careless. Driving skills of these people are dangerous as well.

Paul Bunyan was your typical Iron Ranger.

A logger or a miner who lives in the depths of the Iron Range.

by Anthropomorphic_Deicide December 22, 2008