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Ruben

has an unbelievably large penis.
Wow Ruben your penis is big
by Rdctv November 22, 2021
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Rúben

Rúben is hot, smart, nice, and caring.
If he doesn't give you attention is prob bec he has a bad feeling about you.
Hello how is Rúben
I have a crush on Rúben
by JojoSiwasBadussy November 22, 2021
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Ruben

A typical guy who simps to much over a girl with the name Shevaun and plays way to much apex. He will probably never lose his virginity.
Look it's a Ruben,what a virgin.
by Arruse November 22, 2021
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Rueben

My babyyy
Rueben is my one and only and is mine forever xx
Rueben <3
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Rubens

Rubens is a very beautiful and charming person. His voluminous and wild hair will get to your heart and make you want to sleep by his side every night. Just so you can rub your fingers in random shapes of his hair for the rest of your life.

Rubens is a deep and amazing cave full of wonders and complexities that will make your eyes mesmerize. He is filled with the most intense feelings and to touch him is to feel peacefully while being electrocuted in warm gentle kisses.

He will be your forever partner and you can always trust his heart.

A life with him is an adventure. You should keep him close, because if far away, satisfaction won’t even be a possibility. Yes, you need him. To love, please and be pleased.

He won’t hurt you, even though everyone is so much in love with him. He is aware of his effect on people and is also aware to take care of your feelings and not make you uncomfortable. Or feeling less important.

He sees sharing his weaknesses with you as an act of bravery. And you should accept him, involve him and invest on him. He is very smily, but he trusts you to his inner emotions. Don’t let him down.

He is interesting, mysterious and very caring. Keep him close to your heart.
by a saya November 22, 2021
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Rebend

Rebend has no friends
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Rubenn

This name is given to the chadest of the chad alpha males with a with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 69.420" feet tall Rubenn can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Rubenn punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case
Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Rubenn!"
Girl 1: "What's a Rubenn?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."
by Megachad69 November 23, 2021
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