A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.
by foooswagga February 9, 2010
Get the Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater mug.Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.
Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?
Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010
Get the Chicken Ranchero mug.Related Words
runch
• runchies
• Runched
• runch hour
• runch randa
• runched in the ass
• runcher
• runcheung
• Runchie
• Runchkin
by 3-1337 December 7, 2010
Get the Southwest Ranches mug.the act of one shitting into a sombrero and then using their stiff penis to fling the feces into their partner's open mouth located three to four feet away from the sombrero.
can be served con queso.
sometimes referred to as "filthy felipe."
can be served con queso.
sometimes referred to as "filthy felipe."
by courtney and aleksey November 19, 2007
Get the raunchy ramirez mug.Combination of two words Rancho (ranch) + Cholo (Homie)
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
Recently arrived Mexicans from small ranch villages, who arriving to the U.S, over-exaggerate with the cholo outfits: oversize khaki dickies with long belt, XXL jersey with a 13 or Los Angeles , and some converse shoes.
This is done because they want to blend in with the local population, not realizing everyone doesn't dress like a gangster. Even the homies laugh at them, sad.
The other day that rancholo was maddoggin, asking ME where I was from with his broken English. I couldn't stop laughing.
by Pedro Butter November 17, 2010
Get the Rancholo mug.When two or more cowboys jack off each other in a speed competition. The winner gets to ride the other participants Bareback mountain style.
by VinceNoir June 23, 2006
Get the ranch handjob mug.by Queef licker October 28, 2009
Get the Doodle runchkin mug.