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The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
The term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
Jim: What the hell! Dude, where's the remote? I'm gettin' sick of the constant remotissipation around here. My show starts right now and the TIVO took a dump last week.
Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.
Kevin: The remote's where you left it, meathead. I haven't watched it all day.
by slothzilla June 6, 2009
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by PowerpuffGeezer November 16, 2009
Get the Remorquious mug.An emotional and mental phase that one experiences after he/she was crazily drunk the night before. As the name suggests, the person is very regretful of the things he/she did the prior night... and in most cases, he/she calls up his friends and apologizes for his/her behavior for the prior night. This phase usually involves a personal promise that he/she will never get that drunk again.
Guy1: Dude, I got really hammered last night. Did I cause any scene?
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
Guy2: You, fool. You puked all over Gerald's couch. I had to take you out of his house before he could find out and kill you last night.
Guy1: Fuck. That wasn't the real me, man. I'll never drink again.
Guy2: You're just in your "remorseful phase." Give it a week or two, and you'll be at it again.
by jw23 June 25, 2010
Get the Remorseful Phase mug.Someone with Remote ADD doesn't have an attention span that exceeds a commercial break. When watching the desired show and a commercial comes on, someone with Remote ADD will change the channel until he finds one without a commercial, later returning to the original channel.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Severe cases of Remote ADD will result in the inflicted person staying on the new channel until a commercial break, forgetting the original show.
Bob and Jim were watching Goldfinger and every commercial that came on, Bob would switch to ESPN hoping to catch SportsCenter. Unfortunately, there were usually commercials, so Bob went back to Goldfinger.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
The continual Remote ADD without anything being on infuriated Jim.
by A Rab $$ January 2, 2011
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