Puerto Rican Shit Mouth

The act of farting diretly into a girls mouth, and proceeding to throw her down an elevator shaft.

My wife spent three years in a coma and woke up with her mouth tasting liek shit after i gave her the Puerto Rican Shit Mouth.

by Rikki fo sho December 9, 2008

puerto rican

some the best hispanics you will ever meet. don’t listen to the lies about them, they are the loudest and most funny people ever and you will always have a good time with them.

“rachel is puerto rican”
“man she must be awesome!”

by raquii April 14, 2021

puerto rican

best of the hispanics. mixed with black, taino indian, and spaniard. 80% of them consider them selves as spaniard (white)when America consider them as black.

yo son look at day puerto rican mami right there

by Danny_202 June 12, 2008

Puerto Rican Shower

Quietly splashing yourself with soap and water from a bathroom sink secretly trying to remove some kind of B.O. from yourself without anyone noticing.

Usually done at a friend or relatives house.

I went to my friend's house after working out at the gym, and I met a hot girl that I wanted to hook up with.

I realized I smelled like sweat and ass from the gym so I had to go to the bathroom to take a Puerto Rican Shower to clean myself up, I hope no one heard me splashing around in there.

by z10370 November 8, 2009

Puerto Rican

a hispanic ethnicity in the caribbean. usually of african descent.

i am puerto rican so i am probably african.

by BlueScholar August 3, 2010

A Puertorican Calzone

A "Puertorican Calzone" is when a naked man (usually after sex) tucks his testicles between his legs so they are exposed from behind. He then lays on his stomach and a girl proceeds to give him "cosquillita" (gently running her fingertips on his skin) all over his back, shoulders, ass and balls.

Yo, my girl gave me a Puertorican Calzone last night n put me RIGHT to sleep.

by Tramposo December 14, 2009

Puerto Rican pogo stick

It is the sexual act of a man laying flat on his back while a chick lathers his dick in refried beans and hot sauce to use as lubricant for her ass while she bounces up and down on it using two other gentlemans dicks as handlebars to maintain consistent and steady bouncing rythm.

Hey guys Tiffany-Lynn is down for a Puerto Rican pogo stick I need two volunteers to be the handlebars, I'll take anyone it doesn't matter!

by Reedski April 8, 2015