"That backpack-wearing meth head on the BMX bicycle asked a neighbor if he was interested in the South Pole."
by Urbanophobe November 2, 2019
Get the South Polemug. by DickRollin March 5, 2020
Get the Pole Vaultmug. The hardest most self-depreciating track and field event there is. Whoever says pole vault isn’t the toughest event deserves a throat punch. You immediately get depressed once you hit the mat. No matter what you will end in failure because you stop once you hit the bar 3 times. Stand clear of this event.
Non polevaulter: omg pole vault does absolutely nothing all they do is lie on the mat and play music
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
Polevaulter: stfu bitch you don’t know what it’s like to do this event it’s worse than yours stop complaining
by TheAllKnowingBeings July 16, 2018
Get the Pole vaultmug. Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
by alexis capone January 8, 2008
Get the Charcoal Polemug. by Louis (L Unit) March 22, 2007
Get the vagina polemug. In the rare event of one or more males forming a makeshift "totem pole" by sitting on eachnother's shoulders it can be described as a scrotum pole.
Joe couldn't see at the concert last night - he ended up riding one of his friend's shoulders in a veritable scrotum pole.
by Viifog June 4, 2007
Get the scrotum polemug. A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.
As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012
Get the The Pole Vaultmug.