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Poke Button

1) This is the button on the popular social media site, Facebook, that serves no other purpose than to draw the attention of the person subjected to poking to the poker.

2) Otherwise known as the "please look at me, realize how hot I am, and fuck me later" button.
1) "Dude, people keep hitting my poke button and I don't understand why!" "Maybe so you remember they're still alive?"

2) "Dude, I really want to hit that, and she probably doesn't even know I'm alive." "Hit the poke button on Facebook. Maybe she'll notice your pics and then you're ready to go!"
by CraziAsian October 9, 2011
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Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.
Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."
by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014
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Poke the Monkey

Ask for one's opinion knowing that it may be terse or unfavorable.
Bob: What do you think about Obama?
Ed: Do you really want to poke the monkey....
by IndianaGuy June 19, 2016
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Pokéblock

A variation of a cock block often occurring in relationships in which a partner's desire to play Pokémon Go prevents the other from scoring sexually.
Guy 1: Hey man, what's good ?
Guy 2: Nm, Samantha is pissed at me cause last night she was really horny but I wasn't really feeling it and I was just like, "Can we just go and catch Pokémon?"
Guy 1: Dude... I can't believe you Pokéblocked your gf.

Before Pokémon Go came out, James' gf would let him score almost every night, but now she just Pokéblocks him and stays out late trying to catch a Clefairy.
by Onevorah July 15, 2016
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Pokedexting

Like texting but Pokedexting
by Jussy1608 July 16, 2016
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Pokéboomer

Another term used to describe a genwunner.
Person: What's your favorite pokemon generation?
Me: Gen 5.
Person: AAAAA GEN 5 SUCKS GEN 1 IS THE BEST GAME FREAK WAS LAZY ALL OTHER GAMES WERE A DISGRACE AJHSJZBAHFQ APKDHDJDL WUUWJSGYAJAK
Me: Ok Pokéboomer
by DEFINITELY not Rez November 12, 2019
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Poes

Don't be a poes

Haiboo
Mom:come do the dishes

Me: don't be a poes
by anonymous January 2, 2022
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