Pathogenic

Spreading false news, to cause damage to people around you.

'I didn't study for the test,' said Chipo, in the presence of her friends. Her friends felt relieved because they too didn't touch their books.

Results come out: she gets 1 wrong

Brothers response: She's pathogenic, I said Pathogenic! don't listen to her! She didn't even eat supper, to make matters worse she didn't eat breakfast too before the test. Seriously Pathogenic.

by Victims/ weekend bros September 22, 2019

Pathin

Pathin is pathin. We spell his name like patin. He lies a lot and wants to brag about his girlfriend to everyone. He *accidentally* mentions her name or things he did with her just to brag but overall nice guy

bro1: dam bruh he is definitely a pathin
bro2: yeah
Pathin: i am pathin

by asslickerofsoniya69 October 19, 2020

Pathma

She is the most smart, beautiful and selfless girl you'll ever meet. she finds joy in spoiling her loved ones and she puts the happiness of others before hers. Pathma is very humble and finds it hard to accept compliments or sudden acts from kindness from anyone. However she also tends to cut ties and push people away when going through tough times. When loved and treated right, she will make you feel like you're on top of the world and give you more than you can ever ask for. You are the luckiest person on Earth is you have ever met a Pathma in your life and anyone who manages to keep her in their is blessed for their entire lifetime.

"I've met the most amazing woman last night. Her name is Pathma"

by justasimpforher November 23, 2021

Pathetically crying

Fake cry for help when help is not needed.

Monitoring another person to find their weakness and play crying.

To see a man or woman pathetically crying to get what they want.

by Readmeagain May 12, 2022

Homo-Pathetic

(1) A homosexual that tries way too hard to look & act & talk like the homosexuals you see on the popular media.

Alas, their attempts appear pathetic or half-assed or vastly extravagant to the point that they appear like a sloppy, half-made copy of the top-tier homosexuals that are way too beautiful & successful to even be considered normal human beings.

Note: This definition is purely for entertainment purposes, not in any way meant to harm/belittle/make fun of the lgbt community.

“You see that man in the middle of the parade? All dressed up in vibrant rainbow cloth, with brilliantly colored hair, his makeup is so freaking sloppy, isn’t it? Haha, how Homo-Pathetic of him...”

“For all the gay youtuber beauty guru videos you’ve watched, John, your makeup skills haven’t even gotten to the part where you look all flawless & angelic as them. How homo-pathetic I might add,” he teased.

“Watch & learn, guys, “ Bob exclaimed in an extravagant yet high-pitched voice, moving his hands all over the place like he knew what he was doing’ “as I put on this drug store foundation that exactly matches my skin tone & totally doesn’t make me look all tanned!” *giggles for the hundredth time in a three minute video*

by eChildOfNight June 25, 2018

Acute Pathogen

Street slang for full blown AIDS.

Dude, you need to get tested, that girl you slept with has acute pathogen!

by bamoozle May 14, 2011

Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.

Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”

by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019