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Stunt Picking

Stunt Picking is a form of cheating in a football pool. IF you belong to the type of football pool where you can pick different players each week and there IS a clause where you can also pick whether the teams those players belong to will win or lose for an extra 5 points per player picked and you pick a 3rd string or injured player who you know will not play but will definitely earn you 5 points exactly and help you in a "CLOSEST TO THE PIN" clause which earns you money for picking your exact total for the week, then you are "STUNT PICKING".
"Did you hear Andrew Cunanan won the closest to the pin this week by successfully Stunt Picking? What a jackass. On top of that, did you see him start ranting and raving about Gianni Versace when we threw him out of the pool for Stunt Picking? What the hell does Gianni Versace have to do with his Stunt Picking? That guy really makes me nervous."
by Kojak Maloney February 13, 2012
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Church Parking Lot

The church parking lot is the place where you can hang out with someone until 10:00 pm. Everyone looks at you and thinks you are sketchy but lets be honest, we are in a church parking lot.
Dude: Hey, lets hang out in the church parking lot after a church event and look sketchy.
Dudette: Let's do it! But i have to leave at 10:00pm
Andrew: You two are so sketchy.
by Ya boi McLovin January 5, 2016
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Josh pecking

When you dont invite your best friend to your wedding
Weve been best friends for years but you started josh pecking me WELL FUCK YOU MINNIE YOU STUPID JAP CUNT
by D1ckypr0state June 30, 2017
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The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.
We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.
by taodiorne March 15, 2009
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parking lot pimping

Popular among young clubbers. Usually after a club party ends young people, esp. males, will stand in the parking lot with their boys or next to their Mercedes Benz that they rented from Rent-A-Car and need to return by noon of the next day, in order to look for females to exchange numbers with or take home for sexual purposes. For females, parking lot pimping involves them using their looks to attract men, lowering their blouses so more cleavage can show and hiking up their skirts, or going to the guys with the best looking car just so she can sit in the passenger seat and look at all the interior features of his car (the features may be a built-in TV and some other crap with monetary value that exceeds the car note) so she can determine whether to take him home for a one-nights stand or give him oral sex.

In other words: losers.

See rap video.
Tyjuan and his boys got bored with the party and decided to go parking lot pimping. They found a group of girls dressed in Forever 21 halter tops and stilleto heels, with excessive amounts of weave in their head and pounds of MAC makeup on their faces. When Tyjuan showed them his (father's) Mercedes Benz, they got wet between their legs. Later into the night, the girls went home with Tyjuan and his boys -- and the night ended in a wild orgy!

Six months later.

Tyjuan tested positive for HIV.
by twistedbabydoll August 22, 2007
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Picking coconuts in Barbados

Contributing nothing to a conversation due to spacing out/daydreaming or lack of comprehension
“So what do you think about the Russian invasion of Ukraine and UN’s actions or lack thereof?”

“Picking coconuts in Barbados, man haha”
by T-Jon March 4, 2022
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vip parking

The act of parking your fatass Hummer (or other fatass vehicles) in two parking spots simultaneously. VIP parking makes you especially prone to having sugar poured in your gas tank, potatos shoved in your tailpipe, and car keying. By doing this, you have labeled yourself as a complete asshole.
Though his SUV was clearly too large for a "Compact" parking spot, Chuck solved his problem by VIP parking.
by Dead-Recker August 22, 2006
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