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Promstitution

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.
%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.
by Electrollysis June 3, 2011
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Kazakhstan's Prostitutes

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"
by Liberal Lady Ann November 3, 2016
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frostitutes

Freshmen prositutes that whore themselves out to be more highly accepted in a new college environment. Mostly women. They sell their body for sex as well.
The freshmen at suny albany are most likely frostitutes, or just sluts.
by allyx October 31, 2007
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Frostitute

A female who experiences sexual attraction towards Nebraska coach Scott Frost.
Rando husker chick: "I'd call Scott Frost daddy and let him eat my ass"

Rando: "jeez jessica ur such a Frostitute"
by Huskmycornkob December 15, 2019
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prostitutian

adj Having prostitute-like qualities.
That girl's shirt is so prostitutian; you can obviously see that she stuffs her bra.
by Asiaticc March 27, 2009
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Prostituties

Prostituties a new breakfast cereal that doesn't snap, crackle, or pop, it just lays there and lets you eat it.
Everyone would like "Prostituties," for breakfast.
by Ima.AssOe June 28, 2014
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Prostitutionalist

Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.
Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
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