poo-skeet

sex so good you cum and shit at the same time.

that was some mighty poo-skeet fucking!

by loller-tron October 14, 2008

Poo Dart

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile

Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.

by andrew December 4, 2002

poo touch

using a pressure point in the hand to make the recipient involuntarily defecate

matt didn't believe in the poo touch, so he let brian get him while he was on the toilet.

by bucci April 20, 2006

Poo Hag

The supernatural being known for delivering explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea; the Poo Hag can be warded off by wearing "haint blue" underwear.

Derivation of the Gullah superstition the Boo Hag, who sucks the breath of its victims while they sleep;

A Poo Hag bun ridin' me in da bathroom las night.

by fushin'mullissa July 13, 2009

Poo-femism

A Euphemism to describe the act of defecating.

Ie: "Laying cable", "dropping the Cosby kids at the pool", "Dump a stump", "Pinch a loaf" are all Poo-femisms.

by u4en September 10, 2009

poo dot

the little dot your poo comes out of

i just had a massive shit and my poo dot is sore!

by mids1 February 7, 2010

Poo de Grâce

After struggling with many unsatisfying bouts of ass blasting on the toilet, you finally take that knockout poop that ends your suffering. Known to cause euphoria and minor hallucinations. There exist rumors of some finding nirvana after taking the poo de grace.

Nate: I definitely shouldn't have eaten Hardees last night...I can't stop going!

Sean: Yeah, I went three times before I squeezed out the Poo de Grâce. I feel ten pounds lighter and gained a spring in my step! I feel light as air!

Nate: Shut up. Oh, here it goes again!

by themanswh March 11, 2011