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teacher: "what the fuck is kong ping"

by XXBUBBAGONRUNYAOVER69XD November 2, 2020

stinky ping pong

When you are preforming anal with 2 girls (or guys) and they start slapping your smelly meat back and forth similar in fashion to the classic game, ping pong.

What are you into? ;)
Only some stinky ping pong with my homies

by Sherbetbou October 21, 2017

Pinged

To be stressed out and/or over worked, reaching your limits with somebody/something

I haven't had a single day off i'm so pinged out i might just fight somebody today.
Dude this thing has me pinged, fuck it.

by Itz_Mastadon July 26, 2022

Ping

NOT a sound - a BEAUTIFUL person (also known as Ting). Ping knows all, Tea Queen. If you want a friend that will tell you (and remember) everything you do on a night out, call Ping. She will soberly remember the night for you and you'll be so excited to hear about all the stupid shit you do, because Ping - knows all. She is a fun time.

DO YOU want to know who you drunkenly bit on the dance floor? DO YOU? Ask Ping. She knows. She'll know before you do it.

by JVB1 March 21, 2020

ping-pom

The somewhat common phenomenon where Brits (or "poms") bounce back and forth from living in Australia to the UK (may be repeated many times). Possibly caused by the perception that the grass is always greener on the other side.

I spent most of my 20s and 30s ping-pomming as I couldn't make my mind up where to live.

by Edwinski April 7, 2022

Pinge

A pigeons minge.

the word pinge requires no further explanation.

by The creator of Pinge March 12, 2023

Ping Ping my Dingaling

When one attaches a nokia cellphone to one’s penis and then asks a friend, partner, or co-worker to call them. Thereby “Ping Ping(ing) {their} Dingaling”

AYO boss, can you uh- Ping Ping My Dingaling? Thanks g. preciate it.

I got tommy to Ping Ping My Dingaling yesterday, pretty cool experience. Made me shout “OH ME CORCH!”

by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022