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Patrol

A great 4wd that has stronger running gear and more capability then a Toyota Land Cruiser. At a fraction of the cost of a Land cruiser and doesnt require a inflated ego or a blind pledge of allegiance to the Brand cult Toyota to drive. Pre-hostoric engineering big price tags and under powered engines to help keep their reliability claims seem some what real. If your lucky the dealerahip wont charge for airconditioning.
Dave bought a 2017 crusier and it came with 1x cup holder for $80,0000 he couldnt afford the bull bar or tow pack though. He also blew a diff and got towed by a old patrol that went futher.
by Sk3ptikal August 30, 2017
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Nissan patrol

Commonly owned by men, tough as balls. Best 4x4 that does sick dose's
"Look at that phat Nissan patrol boyo does full hectic dose real men own them"
by Theleegenddherself October 14, 2017
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dawn patrol

surfing at dawn to a hard core surfie its like most ppl going to a coffee shop in the morning
me " bro dawn patrol at the pier, the wedge and salt creek rock my socks
by "BaddAssKiwi" April 15, 2004
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patrorange

orange juice and patron, in a kiddy size McDonalds cup.
DJ Farm got throwed off that patrorange juice at 9 a.m.
by Hott Bitches July 5, 2006
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Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.
My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!
by Frank Barron June 2, 2009
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Pedro

A Pedro is a person who is bad at making friends and does not like to be with other people at first. He is shy and quiet but he is pretty smart and creative

He has a big crush on one girl he know he will never end up with . He is a very nice and helpful person who does his best to keep his friend happy he is something annoying and wired but that the best part because he is not like anyone else he would not do any harmful thing and hated injustice and violence that is what a real Pedro is a weird guy who try to enjoy life to the max
You are lucky to be Pedro's friend
by Pic-glitch July 16, 2018
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purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.
by cavsdt January 13, 2009
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