Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.

Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"

by met21 August 16, 2011

Butthurt Train

Someone who is/was offended by something you said or did. Upset and or angry.

Person 1: You really pissed that Tony guy off!

Person 2: I so did! I was like "Bye Felicia" and that punched his ticket to the Butthurt Train!

by Heisenbyrge May 17, 2016

Munt Train

To jump on the munt train is to get munted.

Dave: Whats doin tonight timmy?
Timmy: Im so getting on the munt train tonight.
Dave: Gonna get munted aye?
Timmy: I'm gonna be beyond munted and past cunted i'm gonna be scunted.

by putridcunt April 3, 2010

Train Whistle

When a partner inserts their finger into another partners ass and they proceed to fart around that finger.

I put my finger in their butt and they pulled a train whistle on me!

by cfosta August 11, 2019

Midget train

When a bunch of midgets walk in a line on a train track

I saw a midget train yesterday and it was fucking epic dude!

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019

why train

When you reply to a answer or statement by simply saying 'why'
When you get your second answer, you'll just answer 'why' again, and so on.

Put simply; a good way to annoy someone.

"You know what? I'm going to get the teacher annoyed with a why train."
--
"So, Why is school cancelled this friday?"
"It's because we need to do Professional development."
"Why?"
"Because teachers need to learn as well."
"Why?"
"Because we don't know everything."
"But Why?"

by exwum May 8, 2017

Fire train

A sexual act where gay men put jalapeño juice on their penis's and then assfuck

I was never concerned about my gay little brother wanting to be a train conducter until he meant of a fire train

by sausagephest September 5, 2013