natural order

1. the physical universe as an orderly system subject to natural (not human or supernatural) laws

2. the way things were meant to be

"Dear bob, do not push the big shiny button in front of you on this desk, or it will create an army of clones long long ago in a galaxy far far away to attack felucia, and you will mess up the natural order"

Bob: 0.o... *push*.. hehe.. *fades away*

by why would anybody name their kids this? July 12, 2006

Mail-order booty call

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.

Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!

by Wesleyan October 3, 2007

Independent Order of Odd fellows (I.O.O.F)

Started in England around 1748 and established in the United States on April 26, 1819, the Independent Order of Odd Fellows is now a worldwide altruistic and benevolent fraternity and sorority dedicated to improving and elevating the character of humankind by imparting the principles of friendship, love, and truth.

Today, the I.O.O.F spread throughout the USA and most of the rest of the world, establishing lodges in:Canada, Australia, Netherlands, Cuba, New Zealand, Austria, Finland, Dominican Republic, Belgium, Germany, Mexico, Denmark, Iceland, Germany, Puerto Rico, Chile, Czechia, Norway, Poland, Sweden, Switzerland, and Philippines.

Since 1819, the I.O.O.F has claimed more than 10 million members from all walks of life.

Notable members of the Independent Order of Odd Fellows (I.O.O.F) are: Schuyler Colfax, U.S. Vice President (1869 – 1873, Ulysses S. Grant, 18th U.S. President (1869 – 1877), General-in-Chief of the Union’s forces in the American Civil War, Rutherford B. Hayes, 19th U.S. President (1877 – 1881), William Jennings Bryan, the “Great Commoner”, Secretary of State (1913 – 1915), William McKinley, 25th U.S. President (1897 – 1901)
Franklin D. Roosevelt, 32nd U.S. President (1933 – 1945)
Warren G. Harding, 29th U.S. President (1921 – 1923)
Earl Warren, U.S. Chief Justice (1953 – 1969), Governor of California (1943 – 1953), Head of the Warren Commission, Charlie Chaplin, famous comedian and actor, William Marsh Rice, founder of Rice University and
Jesse James, the "Robin Hood of America", a legendary figure of the wild west.

by Oldest fraternities September 16, 2009

Order 66

To pwn somebody who's seen Star Wars Episode III.

Dinks: Who locked me out?!
Me: Dude you got Order 66'd.

by Swanneh May 29, 2008

Jedi Order

The Presbyterian Church according to Episode III Backstroke of The West

"I was made by the Presbyterian Church" - Anakin Skywalker

by Koriand'r August 24, 2005

olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$

yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight

by DD February 17, 2005

order panic

When you are trying to order at a food establishment, and feel pressured to order quickly so you order the first thing that you see on the menu without actually knowing what it is.

Also occurs when the place has a new menu, or has an overwhelming amount of options to choose from.

Cashier: Hi, can I take your order?

You: Uh, yeah just give me a second to look at the menu.
(Looks around)
(Don't know what you want)
(Keep looking)
(Cashier looks at watch)

Cashier: So, Can I take your order?

(Still don't know what you want because you're looking at the menu but aren't actually reading it

You: (say in one breath) uhyeahi'lljusthavethejamaicanjerkchicken

Friend: Dude, what the fuck is jamaican jerk chicken?
You: I don't know, I had order panic.

by idon'tknowwhattoorder June 14, 2009