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Nonce

American- “hi are you a nonce.”
British person- “yes. I can look after your children for you.”
American- “thank you.”
by Bowis_daydream6696 March 11, 2023
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Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
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pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.
Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce
by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023
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nonce

(pronounced näns) meaning nine times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence, ocense)
"I've been accused of theft damn near nonce!"
by kruto February 5, 2023
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nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.
"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
by softsmeg February 8, 2023
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Turbo Nonce

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce
by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023
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Nonce

The word nonce is usually used in the terms of describing Albert O’Sullivan.
The word comes from Latin origin with the definition meaning ‘Kiddy Fucker’
“Hey Albert stop touching me there you Nonce!”
by Albert0pedo October 16, 2023
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