When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.
My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart
by Shoop0311 September 25, 2011

1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.
2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009

A long, usually rectangular shaped body pillow. Usually used by placing it alongside a person's body while sleeping, so that one leg can be draped over the length of it.
1. That lady likes the feeling of being cuddled so much, she sleeps with two Dutch Husbands.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
2. When the old gal was in the rack with a leg ache, she slept with a Dutch Husband, to get rid of the pain before morning.
by TigerRose October 20, 2010

The act of someone passing gas while another party is performing oral sex on them. The act can be done by either sex. Related to a Dutch Oven, but far more direct and a bit more vile.
She wouldn't shut up all during dinner, so later that night she was giving me head and I Dutch Kitchened her.
by SqueedlySpooch April 4, 2009

Similar to a "Dutch Oven". Farting in a completely enclosed auto. It is essential that the offender have access to complete control of the windows and doors. Hop in your car with a friend, unload your methane cargo, and lock all windows and doors, giving your friend a "Dutch Car",
Went to Taco Bell over lunch, on our way to a 3:00 meeting, I gave Jimmy a Dutch Car. He wasn't too happy.
by Skip Leo February 6, 2009

by J. Con July 7, 2007

A term used by Americans to describe a party where each guest brings some snack and drink themselves, rather than the host providing them. This type of party is very uncommon to actual Dutch people, who call it an "Amerikaans feest" or "American party".
A truly Dutch party involves congratulating all the other guests with the birthday of the host, and sitting in a circle talking to other guests who you may only know trough the host, whilst eating cake or pie provided by the host (home made traditional Dutch apple pie: appeltaart, which origin predates the existence of the US, is especially common). Dutch parties are very gezellig.
A truly Dutch party involves congratulating all the other guests with the birthday of the host, and sitting in a circle talking to other guests who you may only know trough the host, whilst eating cake or pie provided by the host (home made traditional Dutch apple pie: appeltaart, which origin predates the existence of the US, is especially common). Dutch parties are very gezellig.
Henk: "Hey, I'm throwing a Dutch party and you're invited!"
John: "Thanks, so I should bring some food and drinks, right?"
Henk: "No, that's an American party, I'll be making appeltaart for everyone! Don't forget to congratulate all the other guests when you arrive, though."
John: "Thanks, so I should bring some food and drinks, right?"
Henk: "No, that's an American party, I'll be making appeltaart for everyone! Don't forget to congratulate all the other guests when you arrive, though."
by Bright and Nerdy August 5, 2020
