Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.

Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

Please?I need a vacation!

by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2017

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft

u need bread cuz u hungry and since ur eating bread that is made by a man or woMAN that is gay
you big gay pee

person 1: hey guys I like really need to buy some bread in minecraft
person 2: no cuz thats gay
Person 1: ok

by senor pee pee buns May 31, 2018

No need for a name

You have sex with a girl you are not dating. When you finish you take a 10 dollar bill out of your wallet and lay it on the table. Then you pee in her hair and use it to wash your feet.

I wanted her to know that this was only a one night thing so i gave her a "no need for a name."

by Russ Swanson March 19, 2008

You need some milk

The definition of you need some milk means to suck tits and/or have bigger tits nigga

Alex said "you need some milk." To luz then luz asked "what does that mean?" Then Alex said "get tits!"

by Musa bitch demon November 18, 2016