Mustard

The only approved condiment for a bratwurst.

That fat German guy yelled at the young man that put ketchup on his brat. He said ‘You must use Mustard on a Brat, ya num-nut’.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

mustard

comes from a young boy who wears alot of hoodys... called a mustard becuase the zip sweat shirt.. got msutard all over it.. now these are refered as mustards<<meaning sweatshirt with zipper

dude look at that ecko mustard its sick..

by bob May 13, 2005

mustard

Code word for a teacher who is really annoying, and sucks all the happiness out of an art lesson...An art teacher who promotes expressing urself, and then tells u it's wrong if u dnt do it her wayy...
overall annoying!

1.
guy shouts: miss, can we have the music on

teacher: Yes sun flower, but we're listening to my choice and if any1 sings, dances or has fun in anyway, it's going right off

2.
Girl 1 (walking to class): Oh no, we have Mustard next

Girl 2: Man, that sucks...the hour will just fly by, NOT...so much 4 art beeing about self expression

by Olivia1011 August 3, 2009

mustard pot

Someone’s asshole while they have diarrhea.

Baby just let me lick that mustard pot!

by Pilot210 December 15, 2018

mustard fingers

a nickname of someone who maturbates alot.

p1> omg. ryan was so jacking off in math class!
p2> woo! go mustard fingers!

p1>hey mustard fingers! what'd you do yesterday?
p2>masturbate! what else, nigga!?

by fetusraper April 20, 2008

Masturdebator

One who takes pleasure in furiously debating viewpoints that only exist in the imagination.

Tom: "It's clear from your statement about this year's corn crop that you deny the Holocaust."

Dick: "What do you do with the other hand, masturdebator?"

by manofconstantsorrow April 14, 2011

Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015