moop

being extremely random and sexual almost homosexual during hyperactivity, with the exception of grabing ones breasts or penis
(or out of control)

"I was so moop today i walked up to a stranger and yanked on his crotch"

"that was my dad"

by ehna October 24, 2008

Moop

another way of saying "masturbating"

tom sowden moops with his left hand while thinking about his action man

by holly November 28, 2004

Montana Moonhouse

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.

Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

mooch

Mathew Hunter Cullen

My friend came over today and he Mathew Cullened all my food! What a Mooch.

by Scott & Justin January 12, 2009

Moonhound

A little turd that does nothing but play vidoe games. Usually smells like Crisco and Bacon-Cheddar Cheese Whiz. Often found in its mothers basement.

Phil: Dude have you seen Jack this week?
Tom: No man I haven't. Last I heard he was being a totall Moonhound.
Phil: Thats so sad man.
Tom: Very :(

by Capt McAwesome September 22, 2009

mooch

A coach who is essentially worthless to a young, inexperienced team. On the other hand he might adequately take an experienced team to the play-offs; however only if he stays out of the way and doesn't force his limp wristed offense down their throats.

The Detroit Lions had a coach nick named mooch

by XlgRev October 18, 2007

mooch

A fat gimpy bitch with holes in his legs. Resides in "NOVA" and named Kevin Besserer.

"Kevin stop eating everyone else's food. Your such a fucking mooch."

by Dean Jimmy February 3, 2009