mom butt

Unflattering description of an older woman's big, fat, lumpy, out-of-shape, cellulite butt.

Dude, your new ho has a big, fat mom butt.

by JohnstonGuy August 24, 2005

Mom Bombs

Large breasts on a MILF.
-Big juggs on an older female.

Dude, check out the Mom Bombs on that chick.

by Rip Striker January 17, 2008

mom reflex

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.

Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.

by KJR September 6, 2005

mom melter

A gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your Mother melt upon meeting him. He is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. Your Mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.

"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"

"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017

mom and pop shop

Local corner store owned by local. Not a 7-eleven franchise.

Brit: Where'd you go yesterday?
Max: A mom and pop shop.
Brit: Okay, but they have everything at 7-eleven for cheaper!

by gtbbgtbb August 9, 2017

Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.

Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts

by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009

mom tard

a young adult who dont work and lives with mom

he is still a mom tard

by jo pig February 3, 2014