Definitions by KJR

shitblack 

Slang for Pepto Bismol. Named so for its tendency to color a person's shit as black as the night.

Man, that mexican food is killing my stomach. I'd better take some shitblack to be sure I don't catch the runs.

shitblack by KJR September 6, 2005

mom reflex 

When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.

Some drunk slut cut me off so bad last week I can't seem to shake the mom relex.

mom reflex by KJR September 6, 2005

Vanilla 

Preferring an activity or thing in its basic and unmodified state. Refers to vanilla ice cream. Used when expressing a preference for having something the traditional way.

I like my burgers vanilla, no mayonnaise or bacon for me please.

Sorry, threesomes just don’t do it for me. I’m vanilla like that.

Vanilla by KJR September 4, 2005

Sue Ellen Mishky

A piece of lingerie or underwear that is being worn as if it were a top. From the Seinfeld character of the same name.

Oh, he'll notice me. I'm wearing a Sue Ellen Mishky to the party tonight!

Sue Ellen Mishky by KJR September 4, 2005

Androgyno

A sexually androgynous person. Someone who suppresses all expression of gender, often believing this leads to some kind of enlightenment or intellectual superiority. Rarely seen outside the company of other androgynos.

Look at those two androgynos making out. Do you suppose that's straight or gay action?

Androgyno by KJR September 4, 2005

tinky winky 

Being paraniod about homosexuality and always looking to uncover it. Reading into every little thing in an effort to prove that something is gay while ignoring anything that may contradict this belief. For example, assuming a fictional creature is gay because of its skin color or fashion sense while ignoring the fact that it doesn't have genitals.

I can't believe how tinky winky the boss is. He figured I was gay just for using a purple post it.

tinky winky by KJR September 4, 2005