Meth Egg

When you over boil an egg and it's melting and producing hydrogen sulfide

Hey I need help, I accidentally made meth eggs

by Sammy1857 May 19, 2018

Mathsgasm

The orgasmic feeling of excitement one may feel once someone has discovered something mathematical

Person 1: "because you square it, there are 4 answers rather than the conventional 2."
Person 2: "omg i think i just had a mathsgasm."

by XxXSpasticXxX May 16, 2018

Maths

A spiral🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪 Maths includes a lot of things: Annoying teachers, equations , algeBRA and the most important - a S-P-I-R-A-L
A spiral has many things in it , obviously includes Maths , but there are also some more things in it . A spiral has a growing step , the first step is to learn Maths, than be a nerd , than be smart ,than be a Maths teacher ,than be an engineer , than be a person with BIG CRISPY LIPS 👄 cuz if you don’t have big lips , you can’t be a normal person. For example people who have big lips are like Bob the Builder,Dora the explorer,etc(not offending the “cartoon characters”)

So , Maths is a spiral and remember , when someone asks you what is Maths , you answer them , “Maths is a sᴘɪʀᴀʟ!!!!!”

Maths is a spiral.
Spiral means Maths.
Maths includes a lot of things.

by Mathsisaspiral January 25, 2019

meth critters

tiny bugs that a person on meth only sees. imagined bugs that are not really there (once they hit the pipe, "meth critters" are everywhere)

dude #1: "look bro, you are gonna have to vacate the premises until i get rid of them bugs. this Raid better work its magic"

dude #2: "this is some top of the line bug spray but i dont think it'll work on them meth critters"

by Gnutty Solano July 7, 2019

Maths

The most boring subject known by man
It is banned from multiple countries for people dying in their chairs as the teacher pursuits them with "Equations".
This is the death of me

Help me please I'm begging, Im stuck in the dreaded maths

by OhSuger August 15, 2019

meth-reno

When ya'll pass by a bunch of cheap mattresses, furniture and various personal items on the sidewalk in meth neighborhoods. i.e. meth-treasure

Jeez, look at that shit, another meth-reno!

by maxfox September 5, 2019

meth-treasure

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive

Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?

by maxfox September 6, 2019