No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good

Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!

by Chris of Seattle August 23, 2012

japanese death match

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

by Kaisero March 2, 2015

matcheboyte

Phone sex. Especially where the girl is being completely played.

Matcheboyte with that Asian chick last night was amazing! I wish she wasn't missing so many teeth and didn't have AIDS.

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

match-stick

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.

Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.

by xercise August 13, 2010

Meachie

a rare species of internet user that uses his own blood as lubrication while he violently masturbates to porn found only in the deep web.

swamping grounds of a meachie include

2 guys 1 hammer
1 guy 1 jar
welikeknives.com
bootybashers.com
bangbrothers.com

by imgur fucker August 26, 2012

mech assault2

MechAsault 2; a game that people play that have no life what so ever. They are complety in a fictious world with robots that rape other robots and shoot beams at each other.

Hey wanna go outside and play today, no i want to stay home and play mechassault2

by Mike March 12, 2005

Mech-warrior

A "Mech-Warrior" is any woman (or man) who wears high heeled shoes, is chubby and has big boobs that stand out like flak cannons although she (or he) is incable of properly walking in them. Mech-warriors are characterized by their awkward posture and halting gait while walking, like the giant robots in (no-Japanese) robot fighting games. A mech-warrior can be futher defined if the woman has a pronounced hunch in her back caused by the poor posure her high heeled shoes promotes (see "hunchback")

Tommy: "Damn that's a fine bitch!"

Timmy: "WHAT?? she is fugly and walks like the hunchback of notre dame, man"

Jimmy: "yeah, she's a total mech-warrior"

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009