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Maldonado

Maldonado mal-dough-nah-do

1.noun Naval
A rudderless seafaring vessel used by the Spanish Royal Navy to coax unsuspecting voyagers into leaving the mainland and never return. Most often, the unfortunate voyagers, at the mercy of the blowing wind and tumultuous ocean, died at sea for lack of direction and propelling force. However, those that would likely survive a long aimless journey fell pray to a parasitic infection that often accompanied the Maldonados, either by coincidence or design. If, by chance, one of these Maldanodos were not lost at sea, they would beach, only to be found filled with death and disease.

Origin: Spain
1690–1700; Mal - Ill, Denado - Favored (or endowed)

1.noun Law.
the performance by a public official of an act that is legally unjustified, harmful, or contrary to law; wrongdoing (used especially of an act in violation of a public trust).
1. The Maldonado was filled with hundreds of farmers who believed they were going to a better land, only to die at sea while chewing on their shipmate's leg.

2. The Austrian Governor committed a 1st degree Maldonado.
by Aspartame May 18, 2013
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Melonade

A very tasty drink featured on Homestarrunner.com. Made from melons, duh. Aid's your ade.
A glass of melonade? For me? Thanks, The Cheat!
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Meloncholy

A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.
Meloncholy
Dudo 1: Hey man, you comin' up the recreation ground fo' some swingage?
Dudo 2: Ah I dunno... feeling kinda bummed...
Dudo 1: Been eating that mango?
Dudo 2: Yeah...
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Bad Melon

Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.
Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night
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Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.
That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.
by otomayim December 10, 2008
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MELONAID

-noun- Similar to lemonaid but with a hint of dislexia.
"20$ for a lags of melonaid!!!"
by krispy kreme December 9, 2004
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melonology

The Study of Melons
I like tits, so i will study up on my melonology.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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