matriculation

signing up to go to a school

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

MATRIX

Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.

*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID

by The-Coach September 15, 2007

matrix style

to have hot passionate sex as neo and trinity do in the beginning of reloaded

"hows that for hot passionate sex?" - the guy
"go watch neo and trinity and learn how to do it matrix style..." - the girl

by anonymous March 21, 2005

real madrid fan

Someone as small as Ronaldo
A little bit of A pussy

Are you a Real Madrid fan? Yes I am A Big pussy like Ronaldo

by Kingofronaldo69 December 11, 2016

Matriculous

A fried-out version of the word ridiculous (fried-out as in under the influence of mushrooms)

Oh man, George W. Bush being elected again is straight matriculous.

by Jaclyn Mary December 21, 2008

jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

B.O.R.G. Matrix

B. = Banks (or/ Big Business)
O. R. = Organized Religion
G. = Government
The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati).

Yeah, I know it really sucks having your computer ripped off by Homeland Security agents as you go through the customs maze at the airport, but what are you going to do about it, after all, it is all a part of the B.O.R.G. Matrix.

by Child of Gaia October 11, 2008