The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.
Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!
by pooter diddler May 9, 2015
Get the Ham Mastermug. person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
by dadlyman November 21, 2011
Get the ninja mastermug. 
A true man of leisure. It takes some real practice to get good at almost doing nothing while still enjoying yourself to the max.
After Jack won the lotto, he resumed his lifelong slacker quest to become the ultimate slack master -- by "trying not to try".
by Sorbe1 September 9, 2015
Get the slack mastermug. by Sexydimma May 26, 2015
Get the juice mastermug. A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.
Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.
by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022
Get the penis mastermug. The genius who had a moment of inspiration and thought of "pound it" instead of the over-used word, "hashtag". Also the general of the Military Acapella Group on Skis (whom he taught to pull out), Master Wadleigh is an idol to us all.
by MATOS member January 6, 2013
Get the Master Wadleighmug.